Tweets of the Week - 8/8

UFC 178 Media Day. Bones, DC... Sholler?

ICYMI, @JonnyBones talks Cormier & "The Incident" on @JimmyKimmelLive #UFC178 Clip: http://t.co/atIAzGJZj7
— UFC (@ufc) August 7, 2014

@TimKennedyMMA I weigh 160, but my brown shirt makes me look slim.
— Dave Sholler (@Sholler_UFC) August 4, 2014

Wasn't me.
— Jon Anik (@Jon_Anik) August 4, 2014

I'm completely fine, guys. Thanks for the support. I WANT THAT BELT!
— Dave Sholler (@Sholler_UFC) August 4, 2014

I couldn't wait to show this picture with #CroCop and of course the twitter moment gets ruined. Thanks a lot guys... pic.twitter.com/7n6Sq7puZi
— Stipe Miocic (@smiocic) August 4, 2014

@smiocic I don't understand? Did either of you throw a punch at each other? We're busy on twitter right now ;-)
— DirectorPatrick (@DirectorPatrick) August 4, 2014

Haha Mess with the bull, get the horns! "@UriahHallMMA: @Sholler_UFC I had to bro lol pic.twitter.com/uGZqpr0CDy”
— Dave Sholler (@Sholler_UFC) August 5, 2014

This is oddly hypnotizing https://t.co/5ygBCQcg5N
— Las Vegas Fight Shop (@LVFightShop) August 5, 2014

Uncle Creepy and Little Cutie
 

.@Unclecreepymma & his adorable adviser came by to re-sign with #TeamAPS for two more years of #kickass! #UFC #MMA pic.twitter.com/e4YImi35Ow
— All Pro Science (@allproscience) August 5, 2014

Fear of A Canadian Planet

Yesterday I argued with the bank on the phone while playing "Fight the Power" in the background. I get so bored sometimes
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) August 6, 2014

AKA: The Very Loud Broom

Is there a more obnoxious piece of equipment than a leaf blower? The most annoying, wasteful and pointless tool in the world.
— Dan Hardy (@danhardymma) August 6, 2014

Hilarious and NSFW

Yes, I did a real interview with the infamous @TommyToeHold http://t.co/SGmzabdnAR
— Ronda Rousey (@RondaRousey) August 7, 2014

Meanwhile Anik Defeats Griffin Via Sarcasm

@ForrestGriffin Appreciate you clearing that up for us. Been waiting to get on with my day.
— Jon Anik (@Jon_Anik) August 7, 2014

Included to Shame Danny for This Joke
 

HUGE fan of @teamalphamale showed up to the gym today! @tjdillashaw @joejitsu http://t.co/skwR0Lf8Ng
— Danny Castillo (@lastcall155) August 7, 2014

I Like To Smile! You Wanna Make Something of it?!

“@baltim0re28: @IKEVF everything good? WTF emoji is that anyway??” It's a smile dude I like to smile
— ike vallie-flagg (@IKEVF) August 7, 2014